Andrew's Book of Days
Synthesizing th K'iche'-Mayan, Discordian, & Gregorian calendars into one confused mesh of pseudo-time, I write one chaotic poem each day, working in cycles of 13 days, as befits th K'iche'-Mayan sacred 260-day cycle. More on Book of Days.
(Note: To number Mayalike, I do this: @ equals 1, = equals 5)
2008-2-15. Chaos 46. @ Toj.
2008-2-16. Chs 47. @@ Tz'i.
2008-2-17. Chs 48. @@@ B'atz.
2008-2-18. Chs 49. @@@@ E.
2008-2-19. Chs 50. = Aj (Chaoflux).
2008-2-20. Chs 51. =@ Ix.
2008-2-21. Chs 52. =@@ Tz'ikin.
2008-2-22. Chs 53. =@@@ Ajmak.
2008-2-23. Chs 54. =@@@@ No'j (23 Day) (First Day of Maya New Year; Mam (Year-Bearer) = No'j).
2008-2-24. Chs 55. == Tijax.
2008-2-25. Chs 56. ==@ Kawuq.
2008-2-26. Chs 57. ==@@ Junajpu.
2008-2-27. Chs 58. ==@@@ Imox.
2008-2-28. Chs 59. @ Iq.
2008-2-29. St Tibs Day. @@ Aq'ab'al.
2008-3-1. Chs 60. @@@ K'at.
2008-3-2. Chs 61. @@@@ Kan.
2008-3-3. Chs 62. = Kame.
2008-3-4. Chs 63. =@ Kej.
2008-3-5. Chs 64. =@@ Q'anil.
2008-3-6. Chs 65. =@@@ Toj.
2008-3-7. Chs 66. =@@@@ Tz'i.
2008-3-8. Chs 67. == B'atz.
2008-3-9. Chs 68. ==@ E.
2008-3-10. Chs 69. ==@@ Aj (Head Chicken / Chicken Head Day).
2008-3-11. Chs 70. ==@@@ Ix.
2008-3-12. Chs 71. @ Tz'ikin (Kerouac Day).
2008-3-13. Chs 72. @@ Ajmak.
2008-3-14. Chs 73. @@@ No'j (Pi Day) (Second Maya "Month" Begins).
2008-3-15. Discord 1. @@@@ Tijax (International Day Against Police Brutality).
2008-3-16. Dsc 2. = Kawuq (First Day of Bacchanalia).
2008-3-17. Dsc 3. =@ Junajpu (Second Day of Bacchanalia).
2008-3-18. Dsc 4. =@@ Imox (National Biodiesel Day / Third Day of Baccanalia).
2008-3-19. Dsc 5. =@@@ Iq' (Mojoday).
2008-3-20. Dsc 6. =@@@@ Aq'ab'al (World Storytelling Day).
2008-3-21. Dsc 7. == K'at (World Poetry Day).
2008-3-22. Dsc 8. ==@ Kan (World Water Day).
2008-3-23. Dsc 9. ==@@ Kame (23 Day).
2008-3-24. Dsc 10. ==@@@ Kej (Wilhelm Reich Day).
2008-3-25. Dsc 11. @ Q'anil (Discordians for Jesus Day).
2008-3-26. Dsc 12. @@ Toj (Make Up Yr Own Holiday Day).
2008-3-27. Dsc 13. @@@ Tz'i (Kite Flying Day).
2008-3-28. Dsc 14. @@@@ B'atz.
2008-3-29. Dsc 15. = E (National Mom & Pop Business Day).
2008-3-30. Dsc 16. =@ Aj.
2008-3-31. Dsc 17. =@@ Ix.
2008-4-1. Dsc 18. =@@@ Tz'ikin (April Fool's Day).
2008-4-2. Dsc 19. =@@@@ Ajmak (Kick Butts Day).
2008-4-3. Dsc 20. == No'j (Tweed Day) (Third Maya "Month" Begins).
2008-4-4. Dsc 21. ==@ Tijax (Qingming: Clear Brightness Festival).
2008-4-5. Dsc 22. ==@@ Kawuq.
2008-4-6. Dsc 23. ==@@@ Junajpu (Jake Day / Discomas / 23 Day).
2008-4-7. Dsc 24. @ Imox (Billie Holiday).
2008-4-8. Dsc 25. @@ Iq' (International Day of th Roma / Husserl Day).
2008-4-9. Dsc 26. @@@ Aq'ab'al.
2008-4-10. Dsc 27. @@@@ K'at.
2008-4-11. Dsc 28. = Kan (Barbershop Quartet Day).
2008-4-12. Dsc 29. =@ Kame (Baby Massage Day).
2008-4-13. Dsc 30. =@@ Kej (International Plant Appreciation Day).
2008-4-14. Dsc 31. =@@@ Q'anil.
2008-4-15. Dsc 32. =@@@@ Toj (Fordicia: Roman festival for Terra / Bengali New Year).
2008-4-16. Dsc 33. == Tz'i (International Moment of Laughter Day).
2008-4-17. Dsc 34. ==@ B'atz (High Five Day).
2008-4-18. Dsc 35. ==@@ E.
2008-4-19. Dsc 36. ==@@@ Aj (Bicycle Day).
2008-4-20. Dsc 37. @ Ix.
2008-4-21. Dsc 38. @@ Tz'ikin.
2008-4-22. Dsc 39. @@@ Ajmak.
2008-4-23. Dsc 40. @@@@ No'j (23 Day) (Fourth Maya "Month" Begins).
2008-4-24. Dsc 41. = Tijax.
2008-4-25. Dsc 42. =@ Kawuq (Towel Day).
2008-4-26. Dsc 43. =@@ Junajpu.
2008-4-27. Dsc 44. =@@@ Imox.
2008-4-28. Dsc 45. =@@@@ Iq'.
2008-4-29. Dsc 46. == Aq'ab'al.
2008-4-30. Dsc 47. ==@ K'at.
2008-5-1. Dsc 48. ==@@ Kan.
2008-5-2. Dsc 49. ==@@@ Kame.
2008-5-3. Dsc 50. @ Kej (Discoflux / Dandelion Day).
2008-5-4. Dsc 51. @@ Q'anil (Respect for Chickens Day / Motorcycle Mass & Blessing of th Bikes Day).
2008-5-5. Dsc 52. @@@ Toj (Cinco de Mayo).
2008-5-6. Dsc 53. @@@@ Tz'i (Nat'l Teacher Day).
2008-5-7. Dsc 54. = B'atz (Great American Grump Out).
2008-5-8. Dsc 55. =@ E.
2008-5-9. Dsc 56. =@@ Aj.
2008-5-10. Dsc 57. =@@@ Ix (Astronomy Day / Mother Ocean Day).
2008-5-11. Dsc 58. =@@@@ Tz'ikin (Mother's Day).
2008-5-12. Dsc 59. == Ajmak (Limerick Day).
2008-5-13. Dsc 60. ==@ No'j (Fifth Maya "Month" Begins).
2008-5-14. Dsc 61. ==@@ Tijax (Night Shift Workers' & Receptionists' Day).
2008-5-15. Dsc 62. ==@@@ Kawuq (Int'l Conscientious Objectors' Day).
2008-5-16. Dsc 63. @ Junajpu (First Dulcimer Day).
2008-5-17. Dsc 64. @@ Imox (Second Dulcimer Day / IDAHO - Int'l Day Against Homophobia).
2008-5-18. Dsc 65. @@@ Iq' (Third Dulcimer Day / Festival of Pan).
2008-5-19. Dsc 66. @@@@ Aq'ab'al.
2008-5-20. Dsc 67. = K'at (Weights & Measures Day).
2008-5-21. Dsc 68. =@ Kan (Nat'l Wait Staff Day).
2008-5-22. Dsc 69. =@@ Kame (Diversity Day).
2008-5-23. Dsc 70. =@@@ Kej (23 Day / Jake Day Jr. / World Turtle Day)
2008-5-24. Dsc 71. =@@@@ Q'anil (Int'l Jazz Day).
2008-5-25. Dsc 72. == Toj (Towel Day / Geek Pride Day).
2008-5-26. Dsc 73. ==@ Tz'i.
2008-5-27. Confusion 1. ==@@ B'atz.
2008-5-28. Cfn 2. ==@@@ E (Slugs Return From Capistrano Day).
2008-5-29. Cfn 3. @ Aj.
2008-5-30. Cfn 4. @@ Ix (Hug Yr Cat Day).
2008-5-31. Cfn 5. @@@ Tz'ikin (Syaday / Gulikday / World No-Tobacco Day).
2008-6-1. Cfn 6. @@@@ Ajmak (Pen Pal Day).
2008-6-2. Cfn 7. = No'j (Leave th Office Early Day) (Sixth Maya "month" begins).
2008-6-3. Cfn 8. =@ Tijax (Festival to Bellona).
2008-6-4. Cfn 9. =@@ Kawuq (Nat'l Tailors' Day).
2008-6-5. Cfn 10. =@@@ Junajpu (World Environment Day).
2008-6-6. Cfn 11. =@@@@ Imox (537 Day).
2008-6-7. Cfn 12. == Iq' (Vestalia - Festival to Vesta / Do-Dah Day).
2008-6-8. Cfn 13. ==@ Aq'ab'al (World Ocean Day / Upsy Daisy Day).
2008-6-9. Cfn 14. ==@@ K'at.
2008-6-10. Cfn 15. ==@@@ Kan (Mad Hatter Day / Ball Point Pen Day).
2008-6-11. Cfn 16. @ Junajpu.
2008-6-12. Cfn 17. @@ Kej (Loving Day).
2008-6-13. Cfn 18. @@@ Q'anil (Friday th 13th / Festival to Minerva).
2008-6-14. Cfn 19. @@@@ Toj (World Juggling Day / World Blood Donor Day).
2008-6-15. Cfn 20. = Tz'i (Father's Day).
2008-6-16. Cfn 21. =@ B'atz (Bloomsday).
2008-6-17. Cfn 22. =@@ E (World Day to Combat Desertification & Drought).
2008-6-18. Cfn 23. =@@@ Aj (23 Day / Confumas / Autistic Pride Day).
2008-6-19. Cfn 24. =@@@@ Ix (World Sauntering Day).
2008-6-20. Cfn 25. == Tz'ikin.
2008-6-21. Cfn 26. ==@ Ajmak (Summer Solstice / Imaginary Friend Day / World Music Day).
2008-6-22. Cfn 27. ==@@ No'j (Seventh Maya "month" begins).
2008-6-23. Cfn 28. ==@@@ Tijax (23 Day).
2008-6-24. Cfn 29. @ Kawuq (Midsummer Day / Feast of Mercy / Celebration of th Senses / Fairy Day).
2008-6-25. Cfn 30. @@ Junajpu.
2008-6-26. Cfn 31. @@@ Imox (Sunthorn Phu Day / Handshake Day / Moon: Last Quarter).
2008-6-27. Cfn 32. @@@@ Iq' (Siebensclaefertag).
2008-6-28. Cfn 33. = Aq'ab'al (Marble Day).
2008-6-29. Cfn 34. =@ K'at (Mnarja / Gay & Lesbian Pride Day / Log Cabin Day).
2008-6-30. Cfn 35. =@@ Kan.
2008-7-1. Cfn 36. =@@@ Kame (July Morning).
2008-7-2. Cfn 37. =@@@@ Kej (Mid Year's Day / New Moon).
2008-7-3. Cfn 38. == Q'anil (Start of th Dog Days).
2008-7-4. Cfn 39. ==@ Toj (Earth at Aphelion / Independence from Meat Day).
2008-7-5. Cfn 40. ==@@ Tz'i (X-Day / Cherry Pit Spitting Day).
2008-7-6. Cfn 41. ==@@@ B'atz (Lude Apollinares).
2008-7-7. Cfn 42. @ E (Tanabata).
2008-7-8. Cfn 43. @@ Aj.
2008-7-9. Cfn 44. @@@ Ix (moon: 1st qtr).
2008-7-10. Cfn 45. @@@@ Tz'ikin (Don't Step on a Bee Day).
2008-7-11. Cfn 46. = Ajmak (Naadam).
2008-7-12. Cfn 47. =@ No'j (Eighth Maya "month" begins).
2008-7-13. Cfn 48. =@@ Tijax (Embrace yr Geekiness Day).
2008-7-14. Cfn 49. =@@@ Kawuq (Int'l Town Criers' Day).
2008-7-15. Cfn 50. =@@@@ Junajpu (Confuflux).
2008-7-16. Cfn 51. == Imox.
2008-7-17. Cfn 52. ==@ Iq'.
2008-7-18. Cfn 53. ==@@ Aq'ab'al (full moon).
2008-7-19. Cfn 54. ==@@@ K'at (Woodie Wagon Day).
2008-7-20. Cfn 55. @ Kan.
2008-7-21. Cfn 56. @@ Kame (Racial Harmony Day / Cow Appreciation Day).
2008-7-22. Cfn 57. @@@ Kej (Pi Approximation Day / Spooners (Spoonerism) Day).
2008-7-23. Cfn 58. @@@@ Q'anil (23 Day / Neptunalia / Gorgeous Grandma Day).
2008-7-24. Cfn 59. = Toj.
2008-7-25. Cfn 60. =@ T'zi (Festival in honor of Ilyap'a / Day Out of Time / moon: last qtr).
2008-7-26. Cfn 61. =@@ B'atz (Nat'l Cowboy Day).
2008-7-27. Cfn 62. =@@@ E (Nat'l Sleepyhead Day in Finland).
2008-7-28. Cfn 63. =@@@@ Aj (Singing Telegram Day).
2008-7-29. Cfn 64. == Ix (Faroe Islands: Ólavsøka).
2008-7-30. Cfn 65. ==@ Tz'ikin.
2008-7-31. Cfn 66. ==@@ Ajmak.
2008-8-1. Cfn 67. ==@@@ No'j (Ninth Maya "month" begins / Lughnasadh / new moon).
2008-8-2. Cfn 68. @ Tijax.
2008-8-3. Cfn 69. @@ Kawuq.
2008-8-4. Cfn 70. @@@ Junajpu.
2008-8-5. Cfn 71. @@@@ Imox.
2008-8-6. Cfn 72. = Iq'.
2008-8-7. Cfn 73. =@ Aq'ab'al.
2008-8-8. Bureaucracy 1. =@@ K'at.
2008-8-9. Bcy 2. =@@@ Kan.
2008-8-10. Bcy 3. =@@@@ Kame.
2008-8-11. Bcy 4. == Kej.
2008-8-12. Bcy 5. ==@ Q'anil.
2008-8-13. Bcy 6. ==@@ Toj.
2008-8-14. Bcy 7. ==@@@ T'zi.
2008-8-15. Bcy 8. @ B'atz.
2008-8-16. Bcy 9. @@ E.
2008-8-17. Bcy 10. @@@ Aj.
2008-8-18. Bcy 11. @@@@ Ix.
2008-8-19. Bcy 12. = Tz'ikin.
2008-8-20. Bcy 13. =@ Ajmak.
2008-8-21. Bcy 14. =@@ No'j (Tenth Maya "month" begins).
2008-8-22. Bcy 15. =@@@ Tijax.
2008-8-23. Bcy 16. =@@@@ Kawuq.
2008-8-24. Bcy 17. == Junajpu.
2008-8-25. Bcy 18. ==@ Imox.
2008-8-26. Bcy 19. ==@@ Iq'.
2008-8-27. Bcy 20. ==@@@ Aq'ab'al.
2008-8-28. Bcy 21. @ K'at.
2008-8-29. Bcy 22. @@ Kan.
2008-8-30. Bcy 23. @@@ Kame.
2008-8-31. Bcy 24. @@@@ Kej.
2008-9-1. Bcy 25. = Q'anil.
2008-9-2. Bcy 26. =@ Toj.
2008-9-3. Bcy 27. =@@ Tz'i.
2008-9-4. Bcy 28. =@@@ B'atz.
2008-9-5. Bcy 29. =@@@@ E.
2008-9-6. Bcy 30. == Aj.
2008-9-7. Bcy 31. ==@ Ix.
2008-9-8. Bcy 32. ==@@ Tz'ikin.
2008-9-9. Bcy 33. ==@@@ Ajmak.
2008-9-10. Bcy 34. @ No'j (Eleventh Maya "month" begins).
2008-9-11. Bcy 35. @@ Tijax.
2008-9-12. Bcy 36. @@@ Kawuq.
2008-9-13. Bcy 37. @@@@ Junajpu.
2008-9-14. Bcy 38. = Imox.
2008-9-15. Bcy 39. =@ Iq'.
2008-9-16. Bcy 40. =@@ Aq'ab'al.
2008-9-17. Bcy 41. =@@@ K'at.
2008-9-18. Bcy 42. =@@@@ Kan.
2008-9-19. Bcy 43. == Kame.
2008-9-20. Bcy 44. ==@ Kej.
2008-9-21. Bcy 45. ==@@ Q'anil.
2008-9-22. Bcy 46. ==@@@ Toj.
2008-9-23. Bcy 47. @ Tz'i.
2008-9-24. Bcy 48. @@ B'atz.
2008-9-25. Bcy 49. @@@ E.
2008-9-26. Bcy 50. @@@@ Aj.
2008-9-27. Bcy 51. = Ix.
2008-9-28. Bcy 52. =@ Tz'ikin.
2008-9-29. Bcy 53. =@@ Ajmak.
2008-9-30. Bcy 54. =@@@ No'j (Twelfth Maya "month" begins).
2008-10-1. Bcy 55. =@@@@ Tijax.
2008-10-2. Bcy 56. == Kawuq.
2008-10-3. Bcy 57. ==@ Junajpu.
2008-10-4. Bcy 58. ==@@ Imox.
2008-10-5. Bcy 59. ==@@@ Iq'.
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